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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly,
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named Kronos
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent"
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked off
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked off all
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked off all of
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked off all of Boom-Boom's

(yeah, since I haven't been here for a while, I decided to resurrect this story :) )
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked off all of Boom-Boom's fleas.
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked off all of Boom-Boom's fleas. Relieved
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of his poignant memories of his sneeze. Still, Boom-Boom refused, surrendering reality because he hated the ominous feeling of impending chaos. Suddenly, a kangaroo named "Kronos the Magnificent" hopped towards me fiercely and kicked off all of Boom-Boom's fleas. Relieved of
 

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