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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously,
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile,
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for

(lol, 'rus666 ... you made me use the dictionary)
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic
 
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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities
 

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Once there was a scruffy little Monkey called Boom-Boom. He had purple hair that stuck to his forehead and his neck. One day he sneezed so hard that his eyes dried out and turned red.

Regrettably, his doctor told him his retina was malfunctioning. He dreamed that one eye would be healed, so he contacted an Optometrist to schedule an appointment. The doctor looked at his notes, nodded his head, and smiled knowingly. Boom-Boom was getting nervous but he didn't show any emotion because he knew what the doctor would do.

The pain was so intense, that thoughts became increasingly ethereal, especially those ones concerning bananas and as bananas were becoming painfully scarce, Boom-Boom despairingly tried burrowing his face into the doctor's chest. Serendipitously, the banana dilemma was eradicated!

Meanwhile, Boom-Boom's predilection for optimism had succumbed to the pessimistic realities of
 

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