You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when...
1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys
in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every fullstop when using a word processor.com
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL"
13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!
1 assuming im actually lying in bed and not stil behind the screen
2.....you can turn them off ! why would anybody want to do something that hideous if it isnt for reloacting or upgrading the hardware ?
3 hmm sounds interesting
4 i laugh at dial up period
5 guilty !
6 cant say i do
7 wel who can ?
8 yes sad isnt it ?
9 that ha shappend
10 no i tend to walk the firefox
11 sadly yes
12 not yet but i was tempted
13 i just did
1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys
in your snail mail.6. You find yourself typing "com" after every fullstop when using a word processor.com
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL"
13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!
1 assuming im actually lying in bed and not stil behind the screen
2.....you can turn them off ! why would anybody want to do something that hideous if it isnt for reloacting or upgrading the hardware ?
3 hmm sounds interesting
4 i laugh at dial up period
5 guilty !
6 cant say i do
7 wel who can ?
8 yes sad isnt it ?
9 that ha shappend
10 no i tend to walk the firefox
11 sadly yes
12 not yet but i was tempted
13 i just did