Mac OS X Jokes

[Ric]

Not a joke -but follow and you will find some...You need OS X and a microphone, and turn up the volume.
Open the system preferences.

Goto the speech pane.

Turn on speakable items. Hold down the escape key and then:

Ask the computer by saying "tell me a joke".

These are random jokes but there's a lot of jokes.

Have fun.

 

[tgcujo]

Thats sweet.

 

[searay345]

OMG, that is freaking hilarious!!!

 

[SwampWitch]

Wow, that is so bizarre! This Mac is surprising me all the time. I just need to find a voice that isn't too creepy. Which leads to the question: what voice(s) do you use?

Cheers, from
SwampWitch