Football humor

[mrtools]

I met a fairy today and asked her to grant me one wish. "I want to live forever, " I asked.


"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"


"Fine" I said, "Then I want to die after the Seahawks win the Super Bowl!"


"You're one clever s.o.b.," said the fairy.

 

[Walrus666]

Good one.
The Chicago Cubs winning the World Series would also fit nicely in this joke.