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A few Tiger jokes

 
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      17th May 2005
for our younger viewers...

What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth!

Whats striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!

Whats the difference between a tiger and a lion?
The tiger has the mane part missing!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
Frost-bite!

How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes!

On what day do tigers eat?
Chewsday!

What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy claws!

How do tigers describe themselves?
Purr-fect!

What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!jungle bells!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!

If a four legged animal is a quadruped and a two legged animal is a biped,what is a tiger?
Stri-ped!
 
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